CLOWNDOG MILLIONAIRE

CLOWNDOG MILLIONAIRE ALMOST DISQUALIFIED

The potential latest millionaire winner on a network game show may have to forego his spending spree on squirting flowers and hand buzzers while show executives review the contestant's demeanor during the show. Producer T. Martin said "We do not condone foul language and unsportsmenlike conduct on our program and have the right to forfeit any individual we deem unfit to abide by our rules and regulations." What Martin may have been eluding to were comments made like during the million dollar question itself. The contestant, when asked is that your final answer replied "Shit yes that's my final fuckin' answer, I actually know this one without cheating! Now gimme the Goddam money!" Similar to the recent Academy Award winning best picture where the contestant disappeared overnight and was interrogated, the whereabouts of this clown is also presently unknown.