Sunday, April 5, 2009

Clowns 'Too Scary' For Children's Wards In Hospitals


12:32am UK, Wednesday January 16, 2008
Clowns are too scary for kids in hospital and are not the best decoration for children's wards, according to new research.

Clowns: funny or frightening?
A survey found that decorating wards with images of clowns was more likely to frighten young patients than cheer them up.
More than 250 children aged between four and 16 were asked for their opinions - and every single one said they disliked clowns as part of hospital decor.
Even some of the older children said they found clowns scary, Nursing Standard magazine reported.
The youngsters were questioned by the University of Sheffield for the Space To Care study aimed at improving hospital design for children.
"As adults we make assumptions about what works for children," said Penny Curtis, a senior lecturer in research at the university.
"We found that clowns are universally disliked by children. Some found them frightening and unknowable."
Children liked colourful spaces and references to contemporary culture, she said, adding that it is important that young people are consulted over the design or change of hospital environments.
Marjorie Gillies, a senior nurse at the Royal Hospital for Sick Children in Glasgow, said: "We found that having clowns and decorations everywhere is too much. We have gone back to plain walls with areas decorated appropriately."
The authors of the study are now producing a guide on how to create child-friendly environments. it appears clowns will be absent from that curriculum.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

SEX FELON SPARKIE THE CLOWN CHARGED

Registered sex felon charged. Man who works as clown accused of molesting girls
By Rick KleinThe Dallas Morning News - 10/16/99

Balch Springs police have arrested a registered sex offender - known to many area children as "Sparkie the Clown" - after two girls told police that he molested them.
Officers allege that Ronald Steve Chewning Jr. had inappropriate contact with two neighborhood children this summer while not in costume. The girls, ages 12 and 13, told investigators that he touched them in the front yard of his Balch Springs home, police Detective Chris Meehan said.
"When he moved in, they all became friends," the detective said. Mr. Chewning, he said, moved from Denton County, where he had been convicted of molesting a girl.
The 30-year-old suspect has admitted having contact with the girls in Balch Springs but said any inappropriate touching was accidental, Detective Meehan said. He said he was merely playing with the girls in the front yard of his home in the 11700 block of Crumpton Drive, the detective said.
"He said he was showing them wrestling moves," he said. "He said it [any inappropriate contact] was by accident. They said it made them feel uncomfortable."
One of the girls said Mr. Chewning touched her on several occasions, police said. The other girl reported being molested once, Detective Meehan said.
Mr. Chewning was arrested Wednesday on two second-degree felony counts of indecency with a child by contact. He was being held Friday in the Balch Springs Jail in lieu of $150,000 bail and could not be reached for comment.
Police have not released the alleged victims' names because of their ages.
Officers say they have no evidence that Mr. Chewning molested children while working as a clown but are trying to contact people who have hired him. Mr. Chewning ran a one-man clown business and worked as Sparkie at birthday parties and civic functions in the area, Detective Meehan said.
He performed last weekend at a park in Balch Springs, the detective said. "We want to see if he uses the clown costume to access children."
Mr. Chewning pleaded guilty to indecency with a child by contact, a second-degree felony, in 1994 for an incident involving a girl in Little Elm in Denton County.
According to court records, he touched the breast and genitals of a 12-year-old. Mr. Chewning was given eight years' probation; if he had served it successfully, no conviction would have appeared on his record. But he violated his probation and began a three-year prison sentence in December 1995, according to state records.
He left prison in February 1998 and was placed under state supervision - which is similar to probation - for the remainder of his prison sentence, records show.
Under the terms of his release, he was required to register as a sex offender and to avoid contact with children, said Stennett Posey, a spokesman for the parole division of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice.
Mr. Chewning was known to have worked as Sparkie the Clown when he registered as a sex offender, according to the state database. He registered in Denton County and re-registered in Balch Springs after moving there in August, Detective Meehan said.
Balch Springs police believe Mr. Chewning did not restart his clown business until early this year. That would have been shortly after his state supervision ended, Detective Meehan said.
No law prevents a convicted sex offender who is no longer under state supervision from having contact with children - as a clown or in any other capacity, Mr. Posey said.

Monday, March 23, 2009

PROSTIE CLOWN INVASION

INVASION OF THE PROSTIE-CLOWNS
By Mike Simmons

Overdone, overrun, and certainly over the fun. While I am one who enjoys my halloween haunts, and all those crazy, evil clowns that accompany the annual scare fest every October, the now-to-common prostetic clown has become the mawkishly latest craze for those trying to "wow" us with their clownish good looks.

Maybe they wanted to scare kids with the tenacity of Stephen King's "IT", or always wanted to learn to play a musical instrument, dress up elaborately, and be the second-coming of the rock band Kiss. Looks to me to be a cross between the two.

Whatever their shortcomings in life, this seems to be the latest self-centered, vanity fantasy with a twist of carnival macabre. Honestly, I can't tell one from the other, well except maybe from the different aray of colors of teased out wigs, but does the "look" itself make the man (clown)? I think not. When confronted by one of these look-a-likes, I feel I would do more justice to their attempt to scare me if I were holding a 3' x 6' mirror so these impostured clowns could gaze at themselves in all their hedonistic glory.


Mike Simmons writes clown and haunt articles and appears courtesy of Clowntroversy

Friday, March 20, 2009

CLOWNDOG MILLIONAIRE

CLOWNDOG MILLIONAIRE ALMOST DISQUALIFIED
The potential latest millionaire winner on a network game show may have to forego his spending spree on squirting flowers and hand buzzers while show executives review the contestant's demeanor during the show. Producer T. Martin said "We do not condone foul language and unsportsmenlike conduct on our program and have the right to forfeit any individual we deem unfit to abide by our rules and regulations." What Martin may have been eluding to were comments made like during the million dollar question itself. The contestant, when asked is that your final answer replied "Shit yes that's my final fuckin' answer, I actually know this one without cheating! Now gimme the Goddam money!" Similar to the recent Academy Award winning best picture where the contestant disappeared overnight and was interrogated, the whereabouts of this clown is also presently unknown.

Monday, March 16, 2009

CIRCUS CLOWN ARRESTED


Circus Clown Arrested On Sexual Exploitation Charges

Posted: May 25, 2004
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Fayetteville police have arrested 23 year-old Thomas Allen Riccio -- who performs as a clown with the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey circus -- on 10 counts of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.
Investigators said they found images of young girls performing sex acts on Riccio's computer.
The circus visited the Cumberland County Crown Coliseum last week.
Circus officials had no comment, other than to say they do not condone the behavior.
"This is a criminal matter that is under investigation," the company said in a press release. "While the company does not have any further information on this matter, it does not condone any type of criminal behavior."

CLOWN ARRESTED AT POLLING SITE


Issue date: 11/4/08

Police arrest a man for selling flags without a license.

Media Credit: Noelle Motley
An unidentified man wearing a clown outfit was arrested for selling American flags without a permit outside a polling site in Northwest Washington early this morning.The man arrived at Garnet-Patterson Patterson Junior High School, 2001 10th St. N.W., at 7:21 a.m. He was dressed in red white and blue with an Uncle Sam hat and big white glasses. He walked silently up and down the line, carrying flags. A voter asked to buy a flag, and he responded that the flags were a dollar each. As the clown tried to give the flag to the voter, someone called the police. Three police cars arrived, and the officers arrested him. An officer said the arrest had nothing to do with voting. The man took off all his paraphernalia. An elderly man observing the incident said, "I wish they would respond this quickly when there was a fucking shooting."

CALVARY CLOWN


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

BOZO LAMENT



Do you suffer from coulrophobia? Are you haunted by images of that clown at your sixth birthday party — you know, the one where the clown turned balloon art into something that made your mother scream and your father inexplicably start wailing on him? Well you’re right to be afraid. Deep down, everybody knows that clowns are filled with a barely caged animal rage. Oh sure, it’s all dressed up in the capering, car-stuffing, and pie-flinging. But don’t be fooled by their colorful outfits and improbable hair.
They are dangerous. They will turn on you. And this song proves it:
Bozo’s Lament

I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined to be a clown
But when I joined the traveling circus I didn’t think that it would bring me down
Make me angry like sniper in a tower
And every Saturday I take off my nose and say never more Pie in my face Five days a workweek
It’s in my face
Pie in my face
It sucks to be a clown





You can go listen to Bozo’s Lament (and read the rest of the lyrics) at Jonathan Coulton’s website. The disturbing illustration is by Jawboneradio. You should check out both of their off-beat works. You may also want to check out the clowns at humor-blogs.com.

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Underseat Lighting X
Carflipper© Jack X
Sunroof Wiper X
Pop Out Boxing Glove X
Pointy Thing in the Front X
Cream Pie Ejector X
MultiFlex Windshield© X
Insta-Brake System X
Adjustable Muffler X
Solid Oak Engine Block X
Balloons(Sport model only) X
Wheels X

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